January 2012
5 posts
Cruella de Vil
My brother and I have the same haircut. This wedding will be beautiful.
Upon entering the airport, Elton John’s “Can You Feel the Love Tonight?” was playing.
(Yes I can)
November 2011
2 posts
chop chop
October 2011
7 posts
Man Man show =
Free PBR
Free kazoo
Free poster
Best ever.
Road rage.
Today marks the fourth time I have moved in the past year. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
September 2011
5 posts
A homeless man with one arm came up to me and asked if I had vanilla ice’s phone number because he had ‘some beef with him.’ And I think he’s telling the truth.
August 2011
16 posts
There is a Dunkin Donuts strategically situated next to my gate at the airport. I wonder if a Box O Joe would count as a carry-on.
Jews + Guilt = new decisions
I just had 4 wonderful days in Brooklyn. And I’ve successfully been convinced to move back east. The only question is when.
Memories
My boob just fell out of my dress on the High Line.
URGENT UPDATE
No, I did not feel the earthquake. Thank you for asking, but I was too busy being drunk with Shea and shooting the shit with a homeless man wearing an eyepatch.
Boston, here I am.
Babyruth stuffed jalapeno pepper deep fried served on a bed of fresh churros.
Someone please call me at 8pm tonight and remind...
If this shit sells out before I sign up I’m gonna cut a bitch.
July 2011
14 posts
My roommate just asked me if I am “into girls.”
CARMAGEDDON has finally arrived! Let’s see some crazy shit happen.
I am a child.
I just found my purple pleather fanny pack. Now I can finally sleep at night.
Greatest 4 day weekend of my life.
Now it’s time to detox.
In case you're wondering
The newly advertised 50 piece chicken nuggets at McDonald’s does not come in 1 big box. It comes in 5 boxes of 10. DISAPPOINTMENT.
This is Saturday
This is Lincoln and this is a solid Saturday
Tecate, trespassing, midnight hikes, bottomless bloody marys, beach breakfast burritos, illegal mexican wrestling, tequila shots, burritos.
And it hasn’t even been 24 hours since T-link’s arrival.
God bless America.
I might pull the fire alarm just so I can start this goddamn weekend already.
Let me be the first to say it: This weekend is gonna be the tits.