January 2012
5 posts
Jan 15th
Cruella de Vil
Jan 14th
My brother and I have the same haircut. This wedding will be beautiful.
Jan 14th
Upon entering the airport, Elton John’s “Can You Feel the Love Tonight?” was playing. (Yes I can)
Jan 13th
1 note
Jan 6th
November 2011
2 posts
chop chop
Nov 21st
Nov 13th
October 2011
7 posts
Man Man show =
Free PBR Free kazoo Free poster Best ever.
Oct 28th
1 note
Oct 27th
Oct 26th
Oct 15th
1 note
Oct 8th
Oct 7th
1 note
Road rage.
Oct 5th
Today marks the fourth time I have moved in the past year. I wouldn’t wish this on anyone.
Oct 1st
September 2011
5 posts
Sep 27th
2 notes
Sep 25th
Sep 11th
1 note
A homeless man with one arm came up to me and asked if I had vanilla ice’s phone number because he had ‘some beef with him.’ And I think he’s telling the truth.
Sep 10th
Sep 1st
3 notes
August 2011
16 posts
Aug 31st
There is a Dunkin Donuts strategically situated next to my gate at the airport. I wonder if a Box O Joe would count as a carry-on.
Aug 29th
Jews + Guilt = new decisions
I just had 4 wonderful days in Brooklyn.  And I’ve successfully been convinced to move back east.  The only question is when.
Aug 25th
4 notes
Memories
My boob just fell out of my dress on the High Line.
Aug 24th
Aug 24th
Aug 24th
URGENT UPDATE
No, I did not feel the earthquake. Thank you for asking, but I was too busy being drunk with Shea and shooting the shit with a homeless man wearing an eyepatch.
Aug 23rd
Aug 23rd
Aug 22nd
3 notes
Aug 20th
Aug 19th
Boston, here I am.
Aug 18th
Babyruth stuffed jalapeno pepper deep fried served on a bed of fresh churros.
Aug 14th
Aug 9th
Someone please call me at 8pm tonight and remind...
If this shit sells out before I sign up I’m gonna cut a bitch.
Aug 4th
July 2011
14 posts
My roommate just asked me if I am “into girls.”
Jul 18th
Jul 16th
Jul 16th
Jul 16th
CARMAGEDDON has finally arrived! Let’s see some crazy shit happen.
Jul 15th
I am a child.
Jul 11th
I just found my purple pleather fanny pack. Now I can finally sleep at night.
Jul 9th
1 note
Greatest 4 day weekend of my life.
Now it’s time to detox.
Jul 6th
Jul 4th
2 notes
Jul 3rd
In case you're wondering
The newly advertised 50 piece chicken nuggets at McDonald’s does not come in 1 big box.  It comes in 5 boxes of 10.  DISAPPOINTMENT.
Jul 3rd
This is Saturday
This is Lincoln and this is a solid Saturday
Jul 3rd
Tecate, trespassing, midnight hikes, bottomless bloody marys, beach breakfast burritos, illegal mexican wrestling, tequila shots, burritos. And it hasn’t even been 24 hours since T-link’s arrival. God bless America.
Jul 3rd
I might pull the fire alarm just so I can start this goddamn weekend already.
Jul 1st
Let me be the first to say it: This weekend is gonna be the tits.
Jul 1st